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Hashing with Paris Hash in 2003Well, what a year.The first hash of the year had blizzards... LALO couldn't drive the 10 metres to the start of the trail. The second trail had the hash running around Rueil following the 2002 King and Queen (Likes a Long One and Hairy Mary). The metro run was, well, different, thanks to the metro strike at the time. Cockapulley and Hairy then reset the trail which then got snowed on! The valentines run was a long one with no beer stop. Thanks Gorf ;-) Slack then set one in a virgin forest. A few intrepid downhill hashers spend a sunny weekend on the slopes at Les Houches, courtesy of Cultured and Gulletsby... no run report, but photos on the website. The hash trail on the second day was noted for its hills (what do you expect in the alps) and that the trail was marked in chocolate powder... Deep Throat and Half Crazy had the honour of setting the St Patricks run. A whole bottle of whiskey was down downed at the paddy stop. McGoose set a run and visitor toejam wrote about how to set a *proper* trail. It took three hares to set the next run but they did manage to get mcgoose swimming across a lake... much to the disapproval of the locals. Anal had a Birthday hash and apparently it started of chaotic. Not much new there then. Victoria Secret hared the next one from her chateau... After a tour of the wine cellars and other rooms, Alouette got a fright when she opened up a cupboard to find 'les pieds de cadavre'... A quick thinking visitor knows how nosy some people can be and hid, waiting for the cupboard to be opened by a suitably nosy person! Step forward Alouette who really thought that there was a dead body in there... And then there was the Farm Hash... hosted by Goblin and Dutch Delight. Whats more, the Paris Hash paid for it all and didn't ask anyone for any money. I'll drink to that :-) Another fine trail, and another fine barbeque, followed by Likes a Long One and Platypussy (showing a *little* more than was intended) in 'Hey Big Spender' to the obvious approval of our (then) illustrious GM, Cockapulley. Back in Paris, Lady in Waiting set a Moustache run, followed by the Fete de la Musique hash, where Likes a Long One and Sharp Shooter set extra special 'Noise' Stops. And thats just the first half of the year! Slack set another run with Toothy Job and Squeaky Clean. Oh, and a deer. We now have orange paris hash tshirts for sale, but Slack refuses to wear them now! As he didnt actually catch the deer that ran into him, he was awarded the Hash Shit - a new 'device' awarded by the hash shit holder to another stupid hasher. Alouette and HairyMary hosted a joint weekend event at their ranch in buchelay. It was hot hot hot. It was also all change for the Paris Hash as Cockapulley announced his departure and resigned as GM. Yours truly took over and both got horribly drunk. Cockapulley also wrote the (completely unrelated to the trail) hash trash. So, of course, the next trail was set by the departing hashers, Cockapulley and Frog Fucker. Beer stops, wine stops and tequila stops. A Real Hash. *hic*
And then Bélus. Back in home territory, Fucking Fan set trail through Vincennes, and Ariana made her first appearence. Her parents (Grab Nuts and Bend Over Bitch) are dreading the time Ariana is *really* named :-) Anal, Penis and Wanker. How often are trails set with a set of names like that? Cum Again set a Mystery run. The Mystery? Well, we're still not quite sure... And the red dress run at Bois de Boulogne. Or was it? Everyone was fooled as the trail ended up at the Arc de Triomphe and down the Champs Elysées... much to the delight of the japanese tourists... The Halloween Hash was set by Kermit at Vincennes. Lots of fun was had scaring kiddies and other small furry animals... Slack Mac, Jail Knob and Neon Stripper set what was possibly one of the best runs this year... in virgin territory. The hares seemed to work well together and there was plenty of beer... Shags Dead People invited the hash to fontainbleau. Both the Paris and Sans Clue Hash forgot to invite the fonty hash (doh!) but we all had a lot of fun in the sand. Hairy Mary was last seen in the cellar ogling a rusty old motorcycle... The Santa run was small but perfectly formed. Then we had a party. We hope you enjoyed it. Mismanagement was voted out and then voted back in again, with the addition of Hash Flasher and Beermeister Fucking Fan. One complaint from all the girlies... The Surprise Strippers didn't go all the way... (thank gawd for small mercies!) And then the last run - sorry - marathon around the central and not quite so central parts of Paris. Glad I wasnt there to do the shopping!!! of course, more about every hash is available on the website at www.parishash.net, along with photographs throughout the year. Thanks to the 12 hashers who have scribed the events throughout 2003 as well as Horse with No Name and Fucking Fan, the regular hash flashers. Some of their evidence is also on the website Many thanks to the 34 hares and cohares who have set the trail, the 12 Scribes, also to Goblin, Dutch Delight (Farm), Cultured and Gulletsby (Ski) and Kermit and Miss Piggy (Bélus) away weekends, and to all you hashers who turn up and make the Paris Hash what it is... bloody good fun :-) Enjoy the Solstice, people... More to come in Part II: Hashing with Paris in 2004...
Hares 2003
Hash Trash Scribes 2003
EventsCommittee 2003 (committee changed in July)
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