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| EPERNON Hares : Horse With No Name Where : Epernon Date: Sat 08 May 2004 What is the biggest sin on the HASH??? Thinking!! What is the second biggest sin?? Looking for LOGIC!! It was a great day (by Gore-Tex), cold, grey, rainy, in one word SHIT. Just a perfect day to travel almost an hour by train, then by car to the end of the world. When the weather is fine and we do not have to travel, the average pack is around 15-20 people. When everything is just bad, the average pack is around 15-20 people, the hard core!! Even the dogs shown up. HWNN knows the HASH very well, that is why he let us occupy his workshop, where Hairy Mary disappeared to check out the tools, bikes, and other gadgets. He was in rage, he was jealous!! Fucking Fan was already there providing the first beer to everybody who needed to be wet from inside too. The Hare went to explain the rules. And he did in the rain, on the road, by standing at the point where all the water concentrated into a small river, just like the Colorado. He started to show us all the symbols he used, and never realized that all the flour went right into the water and been washed away in no time. Of course we all know the symbols by heart, except the Men' Check. Now, that is something new, as it was drawn like a circle with a puff in the middle. Lady's Check was redesigned too, actually to something more similar to the tits than a circle with two point. But the men's check ........ why only one pufff? Men got two balls .... okay most of them... By the scholars, the explanation is the following -- the one puff means : one of the two male reproductive glands that produce spermatozoa and secrete androgens. The trail lead us into the forest, right into a knee deep shiggy. We ran up and down, run a bit more, then went to look for Lady in Waiting, she is already a master to disappear on every hash where the weather is bad. Need to keep an eye on her, or buy a big bell, like to one on the cows, so she can be found easily. We turned right, left, and ran ..... for hours. Fucking Fan was on vacation from the kindergarden, away from parents, happy to jump into all splashes along the trail. Of course taking extreme care to have somebody around when he jumps. All agreed that Horse With No Name used a Horse to set the trail, it took us ages to reach the beer stop. The very place where Che'pas decided he does not need one of his teeth. He tried to pull it out all the time while we were drinking, no luck (later it came out during dinner). As usual the speed decreased after the Beer Stop, so our hare proposed a short cut. Many of us took it granted, means these people were never been on HASH before. The short cut was one hour long, and the long trail took 1,5 hours. Actually the short cutters turned up at the very same place as the runners. later we learned they got lost, because the Hare got no idea about the short cut. Thanks god, the trail was marked. Lesson 1 - never shortcut -- DO YOU HEAR US?? LADY IN WAITING?? The circle, the first ever done in the rain by our Holy RA, was short. Wonder why? because it was still raining, and we had no enough beer :) The poubelle turned to be a table, glasses made from glass were used for the down down ...... Our patron lit up the fire inside the house, Just Frederic outside (being ready for the BBQ, or just to warm up himself). Ary Up presented the food, measured for few people only. Hey it was a day of rain, cold. No one thought the whole pack will show up! Horse With No Name, like a real magician, found a chicken in his kitchen. He told all of us that this is a chicken, and not the corpse of some genetically modified creature we can buy in the shops in Paris. This is a genuine, healthy, happy chicken from a farm. -- we still wonder if he picked up during the time he did the trail, and angry people from the village still chasing him -- Later we learned that a farm chicken means, no fat, not at all ..... but man, it was like chewing the biceps of Governor of California. HWNN (now, who wants to write this long name so often) is a hell of a cook, we all realized this when thick, grey smoke covered the house within 10 minutes. Che'pas being the only kid was bored, like always. (Time for him to grow up and join the drinking parties ....... ) So Night Stripper take the job to find some games. She managed to come back with Pictionary. And we played, and it was good. We started with 3 teams, with all sort of special translators for Cum Again, and others were giving hand to various teams. As it turned out we might not be the next Picasso or Van Gogh, but can be some modern painters 'cose the drawings were SHIT!!! but even the bad drawings, the fact that we ran out of wine, the rain, the cold, the smoke, Lady in Waiting managed to sketch up Venus of Milo and the Louvre, and also something that resembles hieroglyphics.
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